May 19
Fonxvard was watching infomercials all day.
May 18
Fonxvard was puzzling.
May 17
Fonxvard was being attacked by zombies.
May 16
Fonxvard was the reason that peanut butter and jelly go together so well.
May 15
Fonxvard was long overdue for a haircut.
May 14
Fonxvard was too lazy to finish anything.
May 13
Fonxvard was bombarding everyone with fonxvardian rays
May 12
Fonxvard was sand painting.
May 11
Fonxvard was in the bargain bin.
May 10
Fonxvard was on the outside looking in.
May 9
Fonxvard was made by substituting sawdust for flour.
May 8
Fonxvard was an undiscovered electromagnetic force.
May 7
Fonxvard was trying to forget that yearbook photo.
May 6
Fonxvard was floating slowly towards the ceiling.
May 5
Fonxvard was looking at things from all perspectives.
May 4
Fonxvard was leaving the door ajar.
May 3
Fonxvard was millions of miles from Earth.
May 2
Fonxvard was resequencing the human genome.
May 1
Fonxvard was a rapid increase in gravitational force.
Apr 30
Fonxvard was a D-list celebrity.
Apr 29
Fonxvard was a mythical creature
Apr 28
Fonxvard was a train station wall.
Apr 27
Fonxvard was in a sudden snowstorm.
Apr 26
Fonxvard was the business of America
Apr 25
Fonxvard was often etched into ancient monuments.
Apr 24
Fonxvard was wearing the blue shirt.
Apr 23
Fonxvard was immune to your charm.
Apr 22
Fonxvard was lost. Where am I?
Apr 21
Fonxvard was running away to join the circus.
Apr 20
Fonxvard was a natural isotope of iridium
 
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